my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
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important otp headcanons to consider
- who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
- alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell
I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages
they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse
does that make him a…..
cabbage patch kid?
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Money whale spent
You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened.
Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world!
when the zodiacs are angry they well….
(this is basically how they are obviously very scary except Pisces)
OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about
Dog: Oh you got new owner!
Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday
Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?
wow over the hedge fandom long time no see
Do you ever stop and think that inside those titans there were two tiny kids. Because I do. And I cry like a baby.